Posted 3 months ago

mattnemite:

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Posted 5 months ago

lunesta-rose:

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Posted 11 months ago

imlizy:

maamlet:

call my girl pickle the way shes always gherkin

hi honey im home i hope youve posted lots of normal stuff about me today

Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago

kvothe-kingkiller:

quasi-normalcy:

humanjeff:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

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D:

this is a legitimate problem in robotics.

like, if you’re a bomb disposal guy and your team has a cool bomb-disposal robot which you’ve given a cutesy name to, you may hesitate to put that robot in harm’s way, which is NOT OPTIMAL in the bomb-disposing field.

it also doesn’t help if you hold funerals for the robots after they get exploded (this happens pretty regularly).

anyway nobody has worked out how to stop humans from pack-bonding with literally inanimate objects and they probably never will. (like even knowing it’s a problem, I *still* think those EOD robots deserve funerals).

Have you tried making them absolutely disgusting? Like, just offensive to look at?

what helped when me and my family went crabbing was to name the crabs after famous republicans 

do you know how fun it is to drop ronald reagan crab into a boiling pot? 

Posted 11 months ago

hooved:

i hope this e-mail finds your g-spot

Posted 11 months ago

dizzolving:

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Gender update version 2.0

Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago

arathergrimreaper:

Retail really be like this tho

Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago

drefvalentine:

a comprehensive list of possible apartment maintenance issues, according to the online portal:

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you either have spiders or its something else

Posted 11 months ago

amygdalae:

It is good for the soul to microdose being a hater….as long as one remembers to always macrodose minding ones own business….

Posted 11 months ago

plowjob:

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Gm you guys know what day it is

Posted 11 months ago

officialboredom:

boxheadpaint:

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Happy Fucked Up Freak Friday!

Posted 11 months ago

sailor-girth:

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My pregnancy reveal photos 🎊🎈🎊🎈