Posted 3 hours ago

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

Posted 3 hours ago

arc520:

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

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Posted 11 hours ago

Last double test day with @jordanerin18 #summer #youmeanschool #thestruggleiscomingtoanend #ourbondageitshallendbyandby

Posted 20 hours ago

onemultiplefandom:

bitchesaloud:

plot twist

THIS WAS THE CUTEST PLOT TWIST EVER

Posted 20 hours ago

precumming:

dont trust anyone who prefers boxers over briefs

Posted 20 hours ago

dragonpie:

gender8end-spider8itch:

saverockandrolloncarinsurance:

mamafrerard:

what if when you smoked, the smoke you blow out is the color of the emotion you are feeling. 

i’m feeling a little gay today

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its a metaphor

this fucking website

Posted 20 hours ago

*groans over something stupid I did five months ago*

Posted 21 hours ago

saccharinesinger:

saccharinesinger:

what’s an anime fan’s favorite color????

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its weeablue

Posted 21 hours ago

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

Posted 21 hours ago

momunofu:

instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan

Posted 21 hours ago

vgjunk:

Nintendo Power magazine Paper Mario cover

Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 21 hours ago

precumming:

if u have a nice butt i need to know immediately 

Posted 21 hours ago

matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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(Source: matthewsagan)

Posted 21 hours ago